Software Ad Cheatsheet

Repeating some stuff, just for #fun :-D

Key words	Meaning
work on cutting edge technology	do what everyone else is doing
a fast-paced environment	Your job will be constant firefighting
must be a team player	must not question authority
able to work with minimal supervision	You’ll be responsible when anything goes wrong an
agile team	daily standups
market leader	recently started making profit
rockstar developer	long hours,impossible deadlines
urgent need	rockstar just left and no one understands the code
dynamic environment	leadership keeps changing
self starteer	we have no process
passionate	perseveres through regular death matches